As the Market Turns: A behind the scenes look at the soap opera that is the real estate biz

The intention behind this blog is manifold. First, my goal as a Realtor is to educate my clients and set their expectations for the buying or selling process. I want them to understand what agents do and how it should be done, why they do things the way they do them, and how they get paid. Second, to be a source of information for those considering finding an agent who may not know what to expect and want the real scoop before they get swept up with someone who may not be a great match for them. Ezra and Skye Kimbertonian may not be too keen on Johnny Bluetooth, showing up at their biodynamic farm in his Hummer, but they may get stuck with him if they sign before they think. And third, for my fellow Realtors out there, because sometimes we see things so crazy and rich, the stories just NEED to be shared.

My humor is dry and sarcastic and is not meant to offend. I strive to be real, unpretentious and relatable, and I hope that will be conveyed in my blog. Mean spirited comments or harmful identifying information will be removed. The purpose is to entertain and educate but not to publicly humiliate. Self deprecation and low blows at the stereotypical realtor? Those fly, so if you can't take the heat get your ass out of the Newly Remodeled State of the Art Kitchen!!